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TODAY'S TOP AI NEWS — ILLUSTRATED
WEDNESDAY · JUNE 11, 2026 · ISSUE #2
AUTO-PUBLISHED VIA REVDOKU
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SPACEX GOES PUBLIC AT $1.75 TRILLION — AI IPO SEASON BEGINSBREAKING
NYSE FLOOR — JUNE 11, 2026 SPACEX IPO PRICED AT $1.75 TRILLION 🚀 😎 ELON 🔔 🎊 "To the moon." (He means Wall Street.) SILICON VALLEY — SAME TIME 📺 BREAKING NEWS SpaceX IPO: $1.75T ✓ Strong AI IPO demand signal Markets: 📈📈📈 😰 SAM 😰 DARIO Both thinking: "We're next... ...RIGHT?!" 😅 WALL STREET HAS A PLAN 📅 JUNE 2026 MON TUE WED THU FRI 1 2 3 4 5 8★ 9★ 10★ 11★ 12★ 15★ 16★ 17★ 18★ 19★ 22★ 23★ 24★ 25★ 26★ ★ = AI IPO EVENT 🤑 ALL JUNE IS IPO SEASON!
THE STORY SpaceX priced its IPO on June 11 at a $1.75 trillion valuation, the largest tech listing of the AI era. The strong institutional book electrified Silicon Valley: robust demand for SpaceX signals an open window for both OpenAI (targeting $1T+) and Anthropic as they prepare their own listings later in 2026.
Sources: Yahoo Finance · Fortune
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#2
OPENAI MODELS + CODEX LAND ON ORACLE CLOUD — 430K ENTERPRISES GET AIENTERPRISE
ORACLE HQ — JUNE 11 📦 CONTAINS: • GPT-5.5 Instant • Codex CLI • Full OpenAI API 😄 SAM 🤩 LARRY "430K enterprise clients. All yours now." — Sam ORACLE CLOUD + OpenAI Partnership: LIVE ✓ June 11, 2026 ORACLE DATA CENTER ORACLE ✓ ORACLE ✓ GPT-5.5 ✓ CODEX ✓ API ✓ NEW! NEW! 430,000+ Oracle customers now have AI access THE ENTERPRISE WORLD REACTS 🏦 BANK ✓ AI ON 🏥 HOSPITAL ✓ AI ON 🏭 FACTORY ✓ AI ON ORACLE ☁ + OpenAI Oracle Cloud Customers: 430,000+ ...all getting GPT today 🤯
THE STORY OpenAI announced on June 11 that its full model lineup — including GPT-5.5 Instant and Codex — is now available through Oracle Cloud Infrastructure. Oracle's 430,000+ enterprise clients get direct API access to OpenAI's tools without leaving their existing cloud contracts.
Sources: OpenAI News · Build Fast With AI
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JPMORGAN DECLARES AI "CORE INFRASTRUCTURE" — $2B ALREADY SAVEDFINANCE
JPMORGAN BOARDROOM AI: OPTIONAL R&D ✗ AI: CORE INFRA ✓ alongside: 💳 Payments · 🔒 Security 😠 JAMIE DIMON "The experiment is OVER." 💪 — Jamie Dimon, CEO $19.8B TOTAL TECH BUDGET 2026 THE OFFICIAL VERDICT BUDGET RECLASSIFICATION Amount: $2,000,000,000 / year Category: AI Infrastructure Status: _______________ APPROVED Active AI deployments in prod: 500+ Fraud detection: 95% fewer false positives 🛡 THE SAVINGS MACHINE AI SAVINGS GENERATED: $2 BILLION "We spent $2B on AI. AI paid us back $2B." 😎 — Jamie Dimon, basically
THE STORY JPMorgan Chase formally reclassified its $2 billion annual AI budget as core infrastructure — the same tier as payments and cybersecurity. With 500+ AI apps in production and $2B in realized savings (including 95% fewer fraud false positives), CEO Jamie Dimon declared the AI "experiment" phase officially over.
Sources: AI News · Banking Exchange

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