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WEDNESDAY · JUNE 11, 2026 · ISSUE #2
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SPACEX GOES PUBLIC AT $1.75 TRILLION — AI IPO SEASON BEGINSBREAKING
NYSE FLOOR · JUNE 11 SPACEX IPO PRICED AT $1.75 TRILLION 🚀 😎 ELON "To the moon." (He means Wall Street.) June 11, 2026
SILICON VALLEY REACTS 📺 BREAKING NEWS SpaceX IPO: $1.75T ✓ Strong AI IPO signal Markets: 📈📈📈 😰 SAM 😰 DARIO Both thinking: "We're next..." ...RIGHT?! 😅
WALL STREET PLANS 📅 JUNE 2026 MON TUE WED THU FRI 1 2 3 4 5 8★ 9★ 10★ 11★ 12★ 15★ 16★ 17★ 18★ 19★ 22★ 23★ 24★ 25★ 26★ ★ = AI IPO EVENT 🤩 ALL JUNE IS IPO SEASON! Markets electrified
THE STORY SpaceX priced its IPO on June 11 at a $1.75 trillion valuation, the largest tech listing of the AI era. The strong institutional book electrified Silicon Valley: robust demand for SpaceX signals an open window for both OpenAI and Anthropic as they prepare their own listings later in 2026.
Sources: Yahoo Finance · Fortune
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#2
OPENAI MODELS + CODEX LAND ON ORACLE CLOUD — 430K ENTERPRISES GET AIENTERPRISE
ORACLE HQ · JUNE 11 😄 SAM 🤩 LARRY 📦 CONTAINS: • GPT-5.5 Instant • Codex CLI • Full OpenAI API ORACLE CLOUD + OpenAI Partnership: LIVE ✓ June 11, 2026
ORACLE DATA CENTER Oracle ✓ Oracle ✓ GPT-5.5 ✓ Codex ✓ API ✓ NEW! NEW! CODEX BOT 430,000+ customers NOW HAVE AI
ENTERPRISE WORLD REACTS 🏦 BANK ✓ AI ON 🏥 HOSPITAL ✓ AI ON 🏭 FACTORY ✓ AI ON ORACLE ☁ + OpenAI Oracle Cloud Customers: 430,000+ ...all getting GPT today 🤯 June 11, 2026
THE STORY OpenAI announced on June 11 that its full model lineup — including GPT-5.5 Instant and Codex — is now available through Oracle Cloud Infrastructure. Oracle's 430,000+ enterprise clients get direct API access to OpenAI's tools without leaving their existing cloud contracts.
Sources: OpenAI News · Build Fast With AI
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#3
JPMORGAN DECLARES AI “CORE INFRASTRUCTURE” — $2B ALREADY SAVEDFINANCE
JPMORGAN BOARDROOM AI: OPTIONAL R&D ✗ AI: CORE INFRA ✓ alongside: 💳 Payments · 🔒 Security 😠 JAMIE DIMON “The experiment is OVER.” 💪 $19.8B TOTAL TECH BUDGET 2026 500+ AI apps in production
THE OFFICIAL VERDICT BUDGET RECLASSIFICATION Amount: $2B / year Category: AI Infrastructure Status: ______________ APPROVED AI apps in production: 500+ Fraud: 95% fewer false positives 🛡 AI as core security layer
THE SAVINGS MACHINE AI SAVINGS GENERATED: $2 BILLION “We spent $2B on AI. AI paid us back $2B.” — Jamie Dimon (basically)
THE STORY JPMorgan Chase formally reclassified its $2 billion annual AI budget as core infrastructure — the same tier as payments and cybersecurity. With 500+ AI apps in production and $2B in realized savings (including 95% fewer fraud false positives), CEO Jamie Dimon declared the AI “experiment” phase officially over.
Sources: AI News · Banking Exchange

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